| Rank |
Logo |
Team |
Comments |
| 1 |
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New Mexico Lobos |
How bad is UNLV if the Lobos beat them? |
| 2 |
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Akron Zips |
Akron is a not a loser in the RockNRoll genre: Chrissie Hynde and the Black Keys |
| 3 |
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Mississippi Rebels |
They would have stunk playing in a any conference this year |
| 4 |
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Indiana Hoosiers |
Worse then even Minnesota |
| 5 |
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Maryland Terrapins |
Maryland goes a net -7 wins with the hiring of Randy Edsell |